The Chronicles of a Clumsy Boy
Today started with a bang—literally. I tripped over my own shoelaces, spilled my coffee, and somehow managed to simultaneously drop my phone and catch it with my face. Yes, folks, I am the Picasso of accidental chaos. My life is a walking, talking, meme-worthy masterpiece.
The Morning Mishap It all began when I decided to “adult” and make breakfast. I was feeling ambitious—eggs and toast. Simple, right? Wrong. One moment, I was flipping an egg like a pro, and the next, I was staring at my cat, who had stolen my toast mid-flip. He looked me dead in the eye as if to say, “Survival of the fittest, buddy.”
Work from Home Woes Later, during a Zoom meeting, I thought I was muted while munching on chips. Spoiler alert: I wasn’t. My boss paused mid-sentence and said, “Glad someone’s enjoying the meeting.” Cue my frantic search for the mute button as I…
